A Million Thousand Holiday Wishes in My In Box

 

I opened up my email to a sight 

And it was quite a fright

Not for the amount 

but for the insincere wishes to mount

Save Here Spend This 

They Don't Care 

They got your Email and They will Share

Deals upon Deals - its quite a steal! 

Whether you bought something or not 

A Gift to a Friend or from a coworker

your email box is full of data points 

and a very small

very faint 

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